What are Gaetz and Greene Doing in California?
July 18, 2021

No, really, I'm curious and would like to find out

Congresspeople Matt Gaetz (R-FL) and Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) have taken it upon themselves to start touring the nation. Why? Who knows. Maybe watching one of their rallies will give us the answer.

Hey, I'm in luck! they're going to be holding an America First rally somewhere in Orange County, California! That's not too far from where I live. It would be like driving to Disneyland, and everyone loves Disneyland, just like how everyone loves Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene!

Oh, no! the venue cancelled the rally. That's okay, though, because someone in Riverside County announced that they would host the rally. That's like going to Castle Park! its not as fun as Disneyland, but its cheaper and a lot closer.

Oh, no! The event got cancelled again! Its a good thing that some different person in Anaheim agreed to let Greene and Gaetz speak, because if there's an underrepresented group of Americans, its white conservatives. I sure hope th--and its cancelled again.

Now the rally is going to be at a super secret, undisclosed location. It could be in Orange County, it could be in Riverside County.. it could be in Briscoe County. It could be in any county.

Oh? its in Riverside City Hall? No, in front of City Hall? Like, outside? Where its 90+ degrees? Okay, i guess.

Oh, no! There's a candlelight vigil for John Lewis scheduled in front of City Hall at the same time? That can be moved.

At long last, we finally get to hear Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene speak! what a delight! here are some highlights:



Oh, nobody recorded it.

Maybe if someone can share a link of the congresspeople's speeches, I'd like to hear what was so important to be said that it needed to be bounced around to four different locations.

These rallies have been brought to you by the amazing new Republican VIP lightweight wallet. you get it when you sign up for VIP access to a Greene/Gaetz rally. It's the exact same as your original wallet, but at least $250 lighter.


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